My hope for this comment page is to help parents laugh and not feel alone by sharing a personal experience. Ill go first!
One of my sons had a stomach virus ( you know nothing good is coming after this LOL). I asked my husband to get him out of the crib. As im watching thru the door way, I see him pick him up and playfully lift him up over his head and do one spin.......Then the projectile vomit starts spraying his face and the floor. He immediately puts him down and runs to hose outside (we were remodeling and had no kitchen sink). My sons starts to follow him as he is puking and walking leaving a trail. As i get close I start to gag, but then stopped and started laughing uncontrollably.
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I have two small daughters who are still able to bathe together. My youngest isn’t potty trained yet and took a HUGE poop in the bath. Good thing we have approximately twelve thousand bath toys in the water at all times. The toddler was horrified and I had a lovely mess to clean. Yay for bleach!
Parenting is wild.
Sitting in my oldest daughter’s awards assembly when my youngest suddenly felt sick. There wasn’t an exit close by. With nowhere to go and no time to react, I did the only thing I could think of: opened the neck of the hoodie I was wearing and caught it in my hoodie.
The assembly carried on uninterrupted. My oldest got her award. My youngest felt better. My hoodie and chest paid the ultimate price. Laugh or Cry, maybe a little of both😂